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goose

Something very energetic, explosive or fast. Origin unknown for sure, but follow a goose around for a while and you'll probably find out where the term comes from...
Coach: Get round that race track like crap through a goose!

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Husband: Honey, we're gonna be late. Get down the stairs like crap through a goose!
by LastBloke February 24, 2010
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goose

some who has a weird shaped head and a long neck and a gigantic buttox like "Mother Goose".

ususally seen with a small vienna sausage like penis that stands up even with out being aroused, becuz of its small size.
When i was in the locker room, a goose tried to hump me.
by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004
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goosing

Term used for drinking grey goose vodka
by alonzo j jordan August 24, 2012
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Goose

A goose is a person who acts different towards his friends in certain social situations. One in the act of being a goose is thus, Goosing.
Man, Lou's girl came around, so he started goosin'....talkin bout takin her here and there, and buyin' her this and that.
by Half February 13, 2003
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Goose

Verb; When under fire and behind cover in an FPS, the act of chancing and getting a lucky sniper kill, usually a headshot.
Some guy was firing at me, so I took a chance while he was reloading and goosed him.
by KingKr33per January 13, 2017
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Goose

A youtuber, who loves to say Honk and is friends with a duck.
''Hey, it's me, the goose, HONK, HONK!''
by Kripty January 16, 2019
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Goose

A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.
"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"
by MikeHuntisSweaty February 24, 2020
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