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garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv
by Schizophrenic Urban June 6, 2024
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Gooner Boomer

Noun/Adjective

Refers to people, technically from Gen-X & older (born 1980 or before) but mainly boomers (born 1946-1964). who display the behaviors typically associated with a "gooner" or a sex/porn addict. Their subconscious thoughts on some women are still focused primarily on sex, as if they were no more than a toy for their eyes. This also applies to gay men & straight or gay women, although it's several times rarer than for a heterosexual man. This is primarily due to traditional roles & their upbringings.

These older people also typically tend to get away with being a goon blatantly & often target younger adults (18-25) as their "material". These are only common traits though, and not required to label someone as a Gooner Boomer

SIDENOTE:
Silver Foxes technically count since they're paying young women for sex, but they're connotatively different. a Gooner Boomer is more specific to the ones who are: significantly older than a standard Silver Fox, can't get any play & behave more like incels.
Those old heads at The Oscars do not care at all about womens talent; They only care about if she's hot. They're all Gooner Boomers!
by Sweezo1 March 4, 2025
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Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.
"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"
by super_nigger March 14, 2025
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Gooner

A frequent gower of the goon AKA (Fools Lagoon) Sea Of Thieves
Hey we're passing your home! You God danm gooner!
by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021
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Gooner

What a passion goon does; a person or thing that uses articles, to improve one quality of being a goon.
That boy locks himself in his room for hours on end making a lot of noise. He must be a gooner.
by Kulacal February 8, 2025
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gooner

jordan219: what does gooner mean
me: jordan on fent
by drakehaha April 19, 2024
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golden gooner

i have the golden gooner rank in jerkmate!
by keghoty March 3, 2025
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