Goblin mode 

A state of intense drunkenness leading too high levels of debauchery and questionable decisions.

Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight

Goblin mode by Blueberry Bittys January 5, 2023

Goblin Knobbling 

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.

Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug

Goblin Knobbling by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009

Goblin krew 

a gay bboy group that dances to techno. and also likes to do each other..

reeper had sex with gambler to techno music.


Rene: look at that gay goblin krew dancein like there all bad!

Goblin krew by sexyman leon March 16, 2009

Goblin Surprise

Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.

James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"

Goblin Surprise by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011

Goblin stomp 

When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement

Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price

Goblin stomp by Goblin stomppers for sale September 2, 2017

Goblin Slayed 

a slang term to get raped by someone.

my theory on how sarada will get her mangekyo sharingan is get her GOBLIN SLAYED by shin uchiha clones

Goblin Slayed by Illumia Diatmonte Zuis November 8, 2018

Goblin cult 

a group of weird strangers becoming a family

Hey did you join the goblin cult

Goblin cult by Gmar September 15, 2019