A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?
by Thexthy March 25, 2013
Get the Freezer Gnomemug. A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.
Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”
Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.
Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”
Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”
Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.
Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”
Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?
by Charles3rd October 23, 2019
Get the Dirty Gnomemug. by Nothin to say December 17, 2018
Get the nigga gnomemug. N: A student who has procrastinated all his/her work until the last minute and must not sleep until the assignment(s) is/are completed by spending every moment possible in the library.
Student 1- "Where's Billy?"
Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."
Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."
Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."
Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."
by IggyC3p0 November 22, 2009
Get the Library Gnomemug. Gnomes Homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms.,which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in nearly all cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.
About an hour after eating around half a kilo of Gold Top Magic Mushies, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette(yes,,, I know I'm a greedy pigout guts), I entered into a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly busy village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking Gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops, plus there were lots of Gnomes laying about outside their homes in hammocks ,or sitting in groups on chairs, smoking joints and bongs. I had a fantastic time laughing and chatting with these magic little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that Magic Mushies are in fact Gnomes Homes , and that on behalf of all the cows in the world that produce the cow shit that allows the Magic Mushies to keep growing for ever more, they are really happy to supply their excess Gnomes Homes to people who love to use them to "get off their fucking faces" :-) :-)
by Frosty Grego December 9, 2008
Get the Gnomes Homesmug. by Mogli333 June 24, 2011
Get the Beer Gnomemug. The Gnome King is a title given to only one who is worthy of its title. They are almost like a god. Except the Gnome King is cancerous.
by IAmDaTroof June 21, 2016
Get the Gnome Kingmug.