glock girl

A girl who calls herself a “glock girl” is a girl who thinks she’s tough and country. She normally wears jeans and constantly listens to modern country music.
Jake: Why does she post pictures of trucks and four wheelers when she works in an office all day?
Jim: She must think she’s a real glock girl.
by prisonpuppy101 March 03, 2019
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bison glocks

Un esti de bombarde
Tu viens de lag un bison glocks?
by Grégule July 20, 2020
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Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.
Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!
by GabeShooter April 02, 2019
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Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
by LessThanLethal February 28, 2020
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Glock Jocker

A person who defends all Glock flaws by saying it’s the operator.
That Glock Jocker just told me every other manufacturer has the wrong grip angle and that slide bite is an integral design feature to be able to stay on target when mag dumping.
by JG69 June 14, 2022
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Glock Block

The act of stopping the use of a firearm by means of physical, emotional, or logical surpression.


Carl - I'm going to shoot that dude!

Max - If you shoot him I am going to kill your dog.

Carl - Why the fuck are you Glock Blocking me Max?
by Johnnyboy641 September 17, 2008
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meat glock

cunt seeking, semi automitac assault weapon.
I unloaded a clip from me meat glock into her spam catcher
by Baz July 18, 2004
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