Glitch

A technical term used as an excuse for someone not doing their job. Translated, it means ‘I fucked up, but I don’t ever admit to making a mistake’

Sorry everyone, you didn’t get paid because there’s a glitch in the system

by Lmb17 September 21, 2018

Glitch

A six six big man who is a pussy in the paint.

Hey, yo get your man Glitch out of the post if cant score on a five six guard.

by YourSmall May 1, 2019

Wet Glitching

It’s deprived from the Latin word tupclintu and can be used as a hip turn of rain, crying, showers, sweat, and as the young people like to say turn up (By: The Ultimate Tiara Rich)

Examples:

It’s wet glitching outside.
The baby is wet glitching.

Why did you wet glitching on the toilet seat.

by The Ultimate Inventor (Tete) August 21, 2019

Rich glitch

Someone who has money and acts like they are better than everyone without saying it. Can also be glitch.

Maddi: dude your aunt has a boat!?
Olivia: yeahhh she's such a rich glitch

by Stingyoass October 15, 2017

organic computer glitch

When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.

I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.

by NorcalSurferDude September 24, 2016

Glitch

Adjective: meaning to use narcotics intravenously. Mostly speeds.

"I gotta get me a glitch"
"Wanna try a glitch?"
"That glitchlord is wild, he's always going ham"

by Glitchlord July 27, 2016

Glitch

A word misused by people who think they know about computers.

This is often used as a crutch for not learning how computers work, and what a glitch actually is.

Ex. A person misformating a document to print and blaming it on a "glitch".

Karen: "Oh seems there was a glitch in the printer!"

Bob: "No, you just printed the same page on both sides you fucking normie."

by Jucktan Philips November 25, 2020