lipstick granola

A girl who is a subaru-driving earth-loving granola environmentalist, but who appears normal and lacks the foul odor and excess body hair of the typical granola.

"Man that girl was hot! And an environmentalist!"
"You sir, just had an encounter with the elusive lipstick granola!"

by Pedro et Raoul October 27, 2011

Crunchy Granola

Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.

Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!

by Kag September 11, 2006

Crunchy Granola Bar

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.

Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."

by deltacircle August 2, 2010

ariola granola

ariana grande but a meme. ariola granola is very sick and funny.

omg ariola granola posted a new picture!
wowzerz what a meme!

by sevenringsz March 16, 2019

Fresh Granola

When something is good or mesmerizing and pleasing to the eye. 🤤🤤🤤

Yo dude this Gucci cologne is some fresh granola.

by saiorse-girl69 April 9, 2019

crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way

everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

Nature's Valley Granola Bars

The candy bar of health food

Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."

by Adheesive June 14, 2008