frosted obama

When you cum in a girl's ass and the next morning she wakes up, takes a shit, and finds cum covered poo as a product of last nights events.

Girl - "Hey did you come in my ass last night?"
Guy - "Yea, why?"
Girl - "Just checking because I just took a frosted obama"

by corner jerker March 9, 2011

Frosted

Most prominent term for getting extremely high on crypy, so high your brain acts frozen, in Florida, particularly Tallahassee down to the Tampa bay/ st. Pete area.

Yo I got a g-bong and a fresh cut. I'm going to get frosted, type Tony the Tiger flakes.

This crypy so sticky, just blazed, I feel so frosted.

I got a dub and a game wrap. Want to get frosted. Then kill a fifth of 'buca for sambuca day.

by Phmns52 October 27, 2013

Frosted sunrise

Frosted sunrise (noun) - the act of partner ejaculating on or around your face while you are asleep, followed by smearing upon awakening. For best effect, perform on winter solstice.

Example: wow, Keith gave Catherine quite the frosted sunrise for her birthday this morning. It was a mess.

by Eltoro3303 May 25, 2018

Frosted

When a mate/friend organises to hang out or go training/gym with you but don't show. Usually to go have sex with someone they met on tinder or to get pissed or stoned.

"Got frosted by Marcus last night, he didn't show a the gym. Found out this morning he was on a tinder date"

by Jitzy January 28, 2019

Frosted Geisha

(verb) the act of ejaculating on an Asian woman's face and then proceeding to spread semen on face.

I gave my math tutor a Frosted Geisha last night.

by senpai1988 April 5, 2019

frosted tips

When a dude jizzes in a female's hair, creating the exotic illusion of frosted tips.

1. "Come here baby n let me give u sum frosted tips"
***ejaculates everywhere***

2. "omg gurl, awsum highlites u look like a total babe!"

"....oh, these are just frosted tips that some guy at the club gave me last night."

by mrrager69 January 20, 2013

Frosted Goblet

When a chick has a yeast infection, her snatch is called a "Frosted Goblet".

I was gonna bang Margaret, but she had a frosted goblet.

by Taggart May 27, 2005