friendship-ender

A manhood so large that when it is viewed by other men it causes them to experience feelings of inadequecy, jealousy, fear, loathing, and even hatred which can consequently end a friendship.
"Why do you shower with your shorts on?"

"I have a friendship-ender"
by Joshua Klossner February 06, 2008
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committed friendship

The awkward stage where you're committed, but you don't want a normal relationship label...well now you have one.
A romantic relationship that has gone beyond the first stage of casual dating, and you're no longer dating other people, but not yet ready to become an official couple (i.e. boyfriend/girlfriend status).
L. and M. are now in a committed friendship. You know they are a couple, but don't want to admit it.
by Lazerxero October 14, 2014
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friendship cuddle

The akward cuddle between two friends who are not trying to go to far
Man she jus wanna friendship cuddle
by max bucannan November 01, 2015
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Adams-Friendship

A little town in rural Wisconsin known for being home to approximately 2000 inbred assholes who smoke weed and get preggers at 13 (with very few exceptions).
My sheer hate of Adams-Friendship has transcended beyond the hicks and onto the soiled land itself.
by FuckingMasterHOE April 03, 2018
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friendship divorce

A clean break and end to a friendship, much like a divorce or seperation, but between platonic friends.
He was being an asshole, so I had to friendship divorce him.
by madamemma May 26, 2006
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Friendship Condom

A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.
Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.
by SmoothxT September 12, 2009
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Friendship titty

Some level of personal or intimate detail about your life that satisfies a co-worker's desire for some connection with you (but you've remained aloof for several months).
Ugh, I don't want to share my personal life with my co-workers, but I finally gave in and showed some friendship titty.
by maponymouse April 11, 2017
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