friendship cook

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals

Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..

by Crystal J March 29, 2008

Friendship Heights

Basically part of the Bethesda-Chevy Chase, but with more lit stores, no snobby vineyard vines ass snobby ass chevy chase kids, and no pothead druggie party my ass all day Bethesda Kids.

Jack: Bro you from friendship heights son.
Gar: Yeah man

Jack: that's all I need to know..........wanna go to Chipotle
Gar: ITS Littt!!!

by StalinKiller343 February 14, 2017

Friendship Plus

derived from german Freundschaft-plus, another term for friends with benefits

„Me and Tom just hooked up yesterday“
„Waiiit - what? Since when are u guys dating??“
„Dating? No! Its just sex related, were having a friendship plus“
„Like fuck buddys?“
„Exactly“

by Vinooooo March 17, 2020

Friendship Crotch Grab

-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect

"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."

by thatlooksaboutwrong January 27, 2015

Friendship goals

Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond

Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.

by Saaaaavvvvvvv July 11, 2015

Friendship prayer

A hilarious chain email

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.

by OMGWTFBBQ! October 25, 2004

Friendship Speech

What Tea Gardner routinely gives in Yu-Gi-Oh!.

"I surrender. My breasts can't withstand another Friendship Speech."- Mai Valentine, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

by Lady Alzers August 1, 2011