no friends

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.

*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.

by Explanations November 14, 2011

Friends

Something you don’t have.

I have no friends

by Jjjjdejjjj September 22, 2018

Friends

Loving, caring, sweet, kind, generous, selfless, brave people who always stand by your side, are always loyal to you, watch out for you, respect your standards, stand up for you, guide you, and love you.

Friends are forever together unable to be separated by differences

by Shelbie<3 December 14, 2014

Friend

Back stabbing bastards

I am from Grimsby and all of my friends are back stabbing bastards.

by Rolodoggy January 21, 2015

Friends

The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together

"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"

"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"

by Command C Command V December 10, 2019

friends

I can like you and
I can love you and
that
to me
is rare

"she said that even though friends come and go, there is sense in loving them while they're here"

by Krkič September 19, 2020

Friend

Something I wish I have

Me: I have no friends
Me: same
Me: guess my only friend is myself
Me: yea

by ChickenTastesGreat November 3, 2020