Fleshlight

The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.

E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."

by Lame Horse December 8, 2024

Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.

"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"

by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021

Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.

"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"

by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021

medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.

Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.

by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023

diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.

My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.

by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023

Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.

I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight

by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023