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Freckled Dick

When you suck the shit out of someone's ass and spit it on their dick, machine gun style, or like you're spitting watermelon seeds in other words.
Last night that crazy bitch gave me a freckled dick! It was sick!
by Beeph December 11, 2004
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mexican freckle

A dingleberry on a spic’s ass.
Juan Rodriguez tried jumping Trump’s wall and snagged his Mexican Freckle.
by DiCK SLasHer October 1, 2019
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two hairs past a freckle

is another term used when someone asks what time is it and other preson does not have a cell phone or watch
hey what time is it? it two hairs past a freckle.
by anayguy July 20, 2011
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freckled

Known to happen during anal sex, when the man pulls out or when the woman farts, fecal matter shoots out in a fine spray, giving the appearence of freckles.
HOLY CHRISTWAGONS!!!!!! I just got freckled.......sick.....*puke*
by shadowdark November 26, 2004
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freckles

A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.
As soon as I found out that the girl I was dating online had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.
by Boogiepop July 3, 2006
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freckle fucked

One man or woman covered from fucking face to toe in freckles. Caused by gingeritis.
Carrot Top or Lindsay Lohan circa Parent Trap are totally freckle fucked
by Onebeebhill January 18, 2014
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white freckle kid

fucking Derek or just people who are named Derek
Derek is such a white freckle kid
by Junokuno April 21, 2019
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