financial colonoscopy

The financial process of declaration, documentation, and underwriting that you go thru while trying to secure a home loan.

David is trying to buy a new condo and the loan officer is doing a financial colonoscopy.

by Ecyl April 28, 2025

Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.

Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!

by Wulfblood January 11, 2011

financial advice

something my math teacher needs

Im broke. can you give me some financial advice?

by santascomingtojumpyou January 26, 2024

Financially single

Financially single as a term when you are single because no one can meet you on a financial level .

Luka broke up with Jesse because Jesse never had no money to do anything of importance so hence he is Financially single for this

reason

by Jus la biggz January 11, 2020

Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against a dictatorial regime.

Due to the special financial operation, Russia's economy is in the shitter.

by anonymous November 7, 2022

Wealthy Financier

Paedophile

The wealthy financier Jeffrey Epstein...

by Sudhakar we tf such July 22, 2020

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019