Felmon

An idiot, one who doesn't know when to stop asking questions and is always on people's nuts.

Man look at that Felmon, he is so annoying!

by Keeping it real all the time November 24, 2010

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Felonis

(fel-oh-NEES) Hot, beautiful woman; loving and kind, but don't piss her off! From Greek and Latin roots - hot blooded and a party animal! Every man wishes he could have her; every woman wishes she could be her. A HELL of a lover! Often shortened to Fel or Loni.

Man I wish I could Felonis like that!

by DaStuff February 5, 2010

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butt felony

A butt felony is a grievous offense committed to or on a butt. This corresponds to offenses committed by humans or by nature itself.

Person 1: "Oh my God, one of that girl's cheeks is WAY bigger than the other one!"
Person 2 (reply): "I know, man, what a butt felony!"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice game!" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that was NOT a butt felony"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice shirt" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that WAS a butt felony"

by Zeb Girouard April 28, 2007

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Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).

Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."

by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010

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felony jacket

A jacket with a hole in the pocket where you can hide drugs inside the lining of the jacket itself. Seems like your pockets are empty but if you search between the fabric all around the sleeves and or any where in the jacket itself things could be hidden there.

Hey I'm wearing my felony jacket so give me the bud and I'll hide it

by Felony jacket December 24, 2016

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