Ewan

Ewan is big sexy

Omg Ewan is here the one true big
Sexy

by Big mandem November 16, 2020

Ewan

The name Ewan originates from Scotland. He is cute but he is very loud and is also quite funny. Some people find him annoying because he is very energetic and loud but most people love him and his personality.

Girl: is that ewan? he is so cute…

by xylam556 June 29, 2022

Ewan

Ewan is a discord mod who leads his kittens to him by playing his flute like the pied piper.

Ewan pookie please don't howl

by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024

ewan

a wierdo toe

you are such a ewan

by gdkbjnizfsjnhv January 1, 2023

Ewan fielding

A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners

Boy1: OMG it’s EWAN FIELDING *run*

Boy2: aaaaahhhhhhhhh

Boy3: hell meeeeeee!!!

Boy4: *eaten*

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019

Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.

Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

Ewan Hamilton

Ewan Hamilton is probably bad at skatboarding but can kick flip. Most Ewan Hamilton's drink way to much monster and probably have a heart rate of 130 BPM. Most likely ginger as it is an Irish name. Being Irish he gets way to drunk every weekend and blacks out at 11pm.

Guy 1. Why is Ewan Hamilton passed out already it's only 11:00
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.

by Fehcnawe June 28, 2019