Ewan

Ewan is big sexy

Omg Ewan is here the one true big
Sexy

by Big mandem November 16, 2020

ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles

i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona

by vausey9 March 2, 2021

Ewan Millican

BMW Merchant, (drives a fiesta)

Ewan Millican: "Love The One Series, Hate the mrs"

"I really want a BMW" *cries*

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Ewaning

To be an american immigrant

Hey! are you ewaning?

by jellyjenny69 December 27, 2023

Ewan

Blue haired boy of wonder, owns a dozen guitars and some sexy spice mix may end up destroying you in pokemon and pokemon has a tendency to calling people names if he knows theyve hurt someone he loves.

Ewan: Fajitas!

by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021

Ewan

a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children

Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!

by jack2323 October 7, 2022

Ewan Hamilton

Ewan Hamilton is probably bad at skatboarding but can kick flip. Most Ewan Hamilton's drink way to much monster and probably have a heart rate of 130 BPM. Most likely ginger as it is an Irish name. Being Irish he gets way to drunk every weekend and blacks out at 11pm.

Guy 1. Why is Ewan Hamilton passed out already it's only 11:00
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.

by Fehcnawe June 28, 2019