Ewan

he is a dick who thinks he’s cool but he's really not. everybody hates him and he is way more ugly than a constipated blob fish.

“Ewan is an actual dickhead - how can anyone like him”

by bellaisthebest November 24, 2021

Ewan

Boy who likes to go live on titkok 24/7

Oh look Ewan is live again

by urfaveginge November 24, 2021

Ewan

Ewan is the biggest stoner ever he sits wiv snoop dog and blazes weed daily, he never doesn’t have cannabis. Ewan also has abs of steel and can take ur girl in 1 2 3

U see Ewan he’s stoned

by Ewan Kershaw November 23, 2021

Ewan

Best forex trader in the world.

Mr Racking

He is built different.

Omg there is Ewan the best forex trader alive!

by fuckitlollll November 23, 2021

Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.

Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.

by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

Ewan

Good looking person usually of african descent. Has a lot of friend girls but still gets a lot of "huzz". Usually Hispanic, Darkskin or Lightskin/ Puertorricano. One level down Duke Dennis aura.

That's so Ewan.

Nate I know you can't be talking your definitely on that Ewan Chi

by Texas ballerz April 1, 2025