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and then I found five Euros

Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase to save face at the end of a really bad story with no point.
Person one: So this morning I went to go get a crepe for breakfast but there was a big line so I didn't.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!
by Ciao Bella June 16, 2006
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Euro Trash Sex Music

Loud trashy music originating from Europe. The name may sound cool but the sound is not. This genre of music makes it particularly hard to study Science.
Person1: Dude, I can't study science. My brother is blasting his Euro Trash Sex Music
Person2:Ooh, that sound like a cool genre of music
Person1: Trust me, the name decieves you
by princess-zee June 13, 2011
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Euro Truck Simulator 2

Euro Truck Simulator 2 (ETS2) also known as the most badass 9,11 simulator there is.
If you ever played the single-player, then you should deffinetly try the free multiplayer.
road rage and accidents #TotalyOnPurpose is so fun to look at and cause.
Do not try Multiplayer unless you have more than 50 mil, you will be broke after less than 30mins.
#CarCrash

"driving down a road peacefull, 200KMH."
"Random dude appears from behind, 250KMH."
"the random dude tries to scare me by going close to me."
"I make a hard turn and go off the road like a bullet # 100% damaged."
by Mythical_1 May 23, 2017
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Euro Greasy

Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).
It's so hot outside that I'm sweating more than Euro Greasy in a steam room.
by Blitzkrieg! June 14, 2010
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Big Euro stranger rodeo

One of neg's urban sports similar to Big stranger rodeo except you are only allowed to ride big European guys like a bull.
here's how you play big euro stranger rodeo
by jobflobadobyob June 9, 2011
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too euro



Too euro: trying too hard w/ no shame. Not bougie but almost there.

Kind of like too money, but elitist as fuck.
"Last week when we got caught in the rain, Jane refused to use my extra umbrella because the handle wasn't genuine Prada plastic. Then, when we got to my house, she wouldn't use any of my towels until I could prove their high thread count! That girl is too euro for my tastes."

"She only drinks wine if it costs more than $20 per bottle. That chick is way too fucking euro for me, no matter how hot she is."
by Gurkman March 27, 2013
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cum euro

a euro of which some one is to cum on
commonly used as an insult
damn that kyle guy is being such a cum euro
by Eagerzack January 25, 2014
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