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Eduardo Rivas

A guy who fails in lfe but somehow still succeds in his academic life
"Holy Shit, Eduardo Rivas passed all his courses"
-Yeah, but he wants to kill himself
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A sturdy box, a reliable coworker AND Master of Keys!
You know, Good ol’ Luiz Eduardo Alejandro Dominguez has never let us down!
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Eduardo

Eduardo has a lil pp and is a pedo
Damn wassup eduardo
by Funky monkey balls March 7, 2022
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Eduardo

Eduardo Vergas Padilla is a memeber of "the boys" group. Eduardo Vergas Padilla is a sponsored skateboarder from the Vista pozolero area. Eduardo Vergas Padilla is one of the sexiest boys in the group and his sexy eyebrows are rumored to be able to hypnotize women into blowing him. Sadly, Eduardo Vergas Padilla is a chronic cannabis addict and has been given the nickname "Cabis" by a select few. Others just call him Eddie. Eduardo Vergas Padilla has recently drifted away from the boys due to his weak ass minimum wage landscaping job. Eduardo Vergas Padilla has grown up faster than the rest of the boys and his views of the world have matured. Eduardo Vergas Padilla now has no time for games, he is now a man who goes to car meets and gets top notch Tokyo drift bitch pussy. Eduardo Vergas Padilla is no longer a boy and although it hurts us to see him grow up so fast, we will always love his baked face ass.
Street racer: Hey little boy, you shouldn't be around here. Screw off.
Eduardo Vergas Padilla: stfu
*Eduardo Vergas Padilla proceeds to shoot the man and fuck his wife*
by Kichigai August 14, 2020
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