Douche

douche
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!

Steve is such a douche...

by Anti Douche October 13, 2014

Douche

An annoyingly arrogant person that brings people down for no apparent reason neither wishes to help or explain, thus usually has no grounds for the unexplained high arrogance.

"BEGINNERS CANT PLAY !!!" "But yesterday you were a beginner yourself you DOUCHE !"

by Zippydeedooda December 22, 2009

douche

1.(verb) To mariniate the vagina.
2. To have oil and vinegar added to a sub sandwich

Yeah, I'll have lettuce, tomato, onions and why not? Douche it!

by Jymbo June 11, 2006

Douche

A person experiencing constant brain-farts and word-vomit. Frequently makes nonsense statements. However, is often very lovable and sexy, and is adored by many. A good source of entertainent.

WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.

He's such a silly douche, but i love him!

by Expert123 November 13, 2009

douche

1.) People who sit in Starbucks on their laptops all day thinking that they're all that

2.) People who use Macs.

3.) Shortened version of douchebag

1.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche sitting in Starbucks with his cheap ass dell laptop!"
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"

2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."

by leetbaka.com March 4, 2008

douche

thom yorke.

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by Kate Drumm October 9, 2008

Douche

(n) The perfect moron; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an imbecile.

Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation.

Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.

by FellFromTheNest June 21, 2008