Private Donut

Proper Noun.  

The best character on the popular web series Red versus Blue. This character is found wearing light red (pink) armor, and also sporting the alter-ego "00 Donut" or, "Agent D00nut". He can be seen flying around on a jet pack saving the princess from the evil goblin in this form. He is also known as, but not limited to; Franklin Donut, Private Biscuit, Lieutenant McMuffin, Commander Pop N' Fresh (With Golden, Flakey crust!), Major Cinnamon Buns (Contains buttery goodness.), Corporal Croissandwich, and Admiral Buttercrust. All of the above (except Franklin) names are said by Donut's great freind Caboose. But one question still remains... Is Donut really a she?

The wise words of D00nut, "Thrill or be thrilled!"

by Maledin November 29, 2004

dunkin' donuts

A unit of distance measurement in certain areas of New England and especially in Greater Boston.

The nearest Krispy Kreme? Its not a far drive, only about 4 Dunkin' Donuts away.

by ChallicSymbol May 21, 2007

shitting donuts

(o)<==== acronym for having anal sex.

Had her shitting donuts last night.

by v dux September 24, 2007

Sympathy Donuts

After a long night of getting ham hocked and consequently defiling a friend's apartment, the accused purchases a box of sympathy donuts in lieu of a formal apology before sneaking out the back door.

KA was quick to purchase a dozen sympathy donuts in order to atone for his use of the ultimate shocker on She-Ka within the airplane bathroom of Navin's apartment the night before.

by Donkey Boner Jr. January 19, 2010

Pant Donut

When you pull your pants down, leave them on the floor and step out of them.

Roomate #1 "Did you bring 'West-Side Terry' from the bar to bed last night?"

Roomate #2 "No... why?"

Roomate #1 "Girl, I found his pant donut in the living room!"

Roomate #3 "BUSTED!"

Terry (from closet) "Oooooooo!"

by OhTits November 22, 2010

Hollandaise donut

One of three true types of donut, along with maple and chocolate. Created because of a teacher's Freudian slip.

A donut shop has three kinds of donuts (maple donuts, chocolate donuts, and Hollandaise donuts). How many different orders of n donuts are possible? What if there were k kinds of donuts?

by hollandaisedonuts September 1, 2020

Donut Seeds

Cheerios. They look like tiny donuts to stupid people.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.

by Chubby16 May 17, 2006