dingus in the wool

A cute little doofus of a kid who wears a wool-lined coat, even when the weather dictates otherwise.

I see Jay, Eric, and Vito, but where's ol' Dingus in the Wool?

by Jimdaly07 August 9, 2017

Naked Dingus

A common action where a person, usually a male, will pull down their trousers, bend over and repeatedly slam a clenched fist into the crevice of their behind.

This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.

“Rowan, I want a naked dingus now!”

by ATF PB August 18, 2020

what the dingus?

what the fuck!? except an exclamation to something so out of the ordinary, it requires the word dingus. though not related, See dingus

dude, u know when you scratch your nuts and that yellow fungus gets under your fingernails??

WHAT THE DINGUS!!??? nooooooooo!!

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

dingus

Cameron Varners Chest Hair

Used in a sentence:
"Holy shit!! Look at all that dingus!! ITS LIKE A FUCKING JUNGLE!!"

by dingus futs November 12, 2008

dingus berry

A dingus berry is very similar to a dingleberry, but on the front. In other words, its a dried up globule of semen hanging from a pubic hair which dangles somewhat resembling a berry.

Ohh shit i had a wank last night but was too tired too clean up now i got a load of dingus berry's to deal with.

by Sodhapop October 9, 2007

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

Dingus Walk

The long and annoying walk from the nearest bus stop to ones home.

"I'm saving my last cigarette for that friggen dingus walk"

"oh man, I'm not looking forward to the dingus walk, I'm dead tried."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008