Densehead

a really stupid "dense in the head" cockgobbler

you are a densehead muthaphuka

by sabbal kyrat October 5, 2015

Dense

When a person is stubborn, or doesn't wanna do anything they are told.

Guy 1: "Dude i asked my girl to get me some dorritos on her way to the gym, she told me to get my lazy ass up and do it my self".

Guy 2: "Bruh she's always dense as fuck".

by DangerRus September 5, 2016

Dense Breast

When a woman uses multiple devices such as towels or extra breast carrying devices in order to enhance the size of her boobs.

Shannon is using the Dense Breast because she's ugly otherwise

by ilikewafflesnsyrup October 1, 2016

Dense breasts

A phrase for a female who needs to take things less serious and for a girl who acts bitchy for no reason

Guy 1 - yo bro you see that girl over there

Guy 2- yeah she has some dense breasts she's such a bitch

by Hoeify October 1, 2016

Dense Breast

A sturdy, independent breast that is kept held high on its own. It's a happy-looking tit, not a sad and saggy one.

Joe: Woah, that ain't no saggy tiddies

Will: Nah. Those are some dense breasts right there

by Mr Bean Laden November 15, 2016

Dense Breast

A fatal medical condition in which a man/womans breasts become hard like a rock, taking pleasure out from boob jobs, and therefore, indirectly, causing sexual partners to kill you, hence the term 'fatal'

Help, my girlfriend has dense breast! i might have to put her down

by BigBoyDaffodil December 5, 2016

Dense Breast

A breast that is dense

That breast is dense, and is a dense breast because of it's density and it's a breast.

by tittytot69 December 10, 2016