Dominican Flicker Gooning

Dominican Flicker Gooning is the act of watching Sanky Panky movies while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Rafael Trujillo and using freshly made mangu with salami and queso frito. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Mamaguevo" and "El Diablo" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 27-degree angle (representing the day of Dominican Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.

Me and my buddies had a gooning session the other day. We tried out Dominican Flicker Gooning in order to be inclusive to other cultures. We did it to Don Pollo videos. His videos regarding "salsa picante" really did it for me!

by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024

Dominican Hook

(n) 1. A process in which a Hispanic male proceeds to stick his finger into the mouth of a sleeping white girl.

Guy 1: "Did he end up banging that one girl last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but I heard he gave her the Dominican Hook"
Guy 1: "Nice..."

by MyronGaines September 29, 2014

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

dominican mudslide

When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.

After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.

by Masterbeaner February 02, 2016

loyal dominican

jaminique porter

the only loyal dominican on the planet

by loyal dominican July 12, 2019

Dominican Republic Flashbang

When you ejaculate on a picture of the sun and yell "baseball is the only way ese"

Carlos: Hey cabrone i heard you were doing some Dominican Republic Flashbangs the other night

Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined

by sigmasigmaohio August 19, 2024

Dominican married

When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!

"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."

by Kaybeejohari January 07, 2017