sneak attack dirty sanchez

it is when you and your partner are having anal sex, when upon climaxing, your partner sticks his finger in his own ass and wipes it on your upper lip while your climaxing, therefore "sneaky".

"Oh Bob"

"Oh shit"

by iamgay March 23, 2005

invisible dirty sanchez

when a man ejaculates, or cums.....
takes his finger with cum on it and smears it across his other partners upper lip area....
resembling a moustache

Guy:"im gonna fucking give you a fucking invisible dirty sanchez"
Girl:"dontchya mean a dirty sanchez?"
Guy:"no bitch, i know what im doing...now get down and suck it"

by tobybetsypicheecheemozart August 3, 2009

reverse dirty sanchez

Basically the revers dirty sanchez is the same as a regular dirty sanchez, the only difference being that the female enters the males anus with her fingers and wipes them accross his upper lip resuling in an authentic looking moustach.

"I went for the dirty sanchez on sandra last night but she countered and hit me with the reverse dirty sanchez"

by Billybobfulton July 16, 2006

Reverse Dirty Sanchez

When you’re face to face with someone touching their business then give them the under the nose swipe.

Don Lemon reaches down the guy’s pants and grabs his junk then gives him a Reverse Dirty Sanchez.

by ShinoBee September 9, 2019

Blind Dirty Sanchez

An enhancement to the disputed Dirty Sanchez and one-eyed dirty sanchez.
A male, after engaging in anal sex with a lass wipes his dirtied cock across the top of her upper lip to create the dirty sanchez and then cums in both her eyes.

It was mi birthday so she said we could be as dirty as I wanted so I banged her up borough and just when I was about to unload I pulled out and tried to get her to blow me. She didn't like it though so I just blew mi stack on her face :) But then she started yellin so I turned on the light and there she was squinting at me with a blind dirty sanchez!

by Dirty Fuzz October 29, 2007

reverse dirty sanchez

When you perform analingus on a girl who has dingleberries. You end up with a reverse dirty sanchez.

I munched on that batty and ended up with a reverse dirty sanchez bro.

by SMSL August 17, 2008

Turning a double dirty sanchez

When a friend sticks his finger in a dirty asshole at a (gentlemen's place of leisure) and then swipes his finger across his unsuspecting buddies upper lip.

Brad was turning a double dirty sanchez on Benny after he went in the back room with Shamocha.

by Dirk Thrustwell June 22, 2011