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my dads not back after going to grab milk 15 months ago
by yt-lil stud January 16, 2019
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Shit idk....
Nigga 1: Are we goin to yo dads crib?
Nigga 2: Nigga, my what?
by Maid ahaha she jajfjdsm February 17, 2019
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You’ll always use this word if you are a mutual with @siswithsins in twitter and the meaning behind it is not sexual, if u know @siswithsins she always talk to sugar daddies online and it’s always makes her happy and joyful so she uses the word DAD to show you how she feels and the word is not all about her , her mutuals sometimes say( Sksksks DAD I LOVE U )to each other and this word was created to kill uwu if you have no idea
Pr1:OH MY GOSH I’M SO EXCITED

Pr2:YES DAD ME TOO
by SISTER SINS September 26, 2018
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The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him
Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you
by I_want_to_die_420 May 18, 2018
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The man who went to the store for some cigarettes and still hasn't come back
Billy: Mom when is dad coming home?
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years
by Dad_come_home April 18, 2018
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A person who took place as the male in a child's reproductive process. A dad is a parent of (usually 2, but can be up to 6) children, specifically the male parent. Dads also just so happen to be known as Fathers. Fathers have a tendency to leave after a wife or girlfriend becomes a Mom, or a Mother via sex. However, if the father stays after a child is born from the mother, the father may also perform a move called "leave for the milk" once the amount of children raises above atleast 3, or children become annoying enough to cause the father to take off and abandon the family.
Dad: "Bye kids, I'm off to go grab the milk!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"
by Idniont April 9, 2023
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a person that left to get milk.
he never came back.😭
you - where is my dad
your foster mom - he left to get milk
by DaDDy605_ July 15, 2022
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