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Cynicism

Bitch, you do not understand cynicism at all. There's this bitch that is selling a book on cynicism. Right? But it isn't even close to cynicism! It's like this vapid rejection of stoicism where she calls on you to reject truth entirely and use lies and "creating your own narrative" to curate reality.
Hym "And it sounds a lot like the Solipsistic Machiavellianism I was critiquing before branded as Cynicism. Cynicism is the wholesale rejection of social norms and viewing the world as it truly is unfiltered by modern sensibilities. It's literally just calling a spade a spade in the absolute. When Diogenes asks Alexander the Great where to find his father's corpse... Not only does he ignore entirely the decorum that is supposed to be associated with Alexander's title but upfront with his intentions to rob his father's corpse. He suffers no delusions about how the world really is. But THAT she shit is pedaling? Doesn't even resemble cynicism."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
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Cynicosicosis

When you have forgotten a word, but remember its meaning. May also be used in place of the word you have forgotten.
I was playing fetch with my Cynicosicosis yesterday.
by SeaweedEatsTheSun November 19, 2025
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The cynicism

But that's the excuse you'll use to not give me the credit I deserve.
Hym "The cynicism? That seems to be your excuse innit?"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Send Them to the clinic Cynic

Stop playin bruh Cynic finna pull a whole right click headtap havoc all about that static and send you the the fucking clinic. Send them to the clinic Cynic doesnt play around, hes gonna suck ya mum.
YOO WTFFF I JUST GOT "Send them to the clinic cynic'd! Yo ya heard he has a twitch with 0 daily views its :cyniciv
by GAyass nigger November 24, 2020
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