Cynric

The name if a person who likes the word "Melons." He speaks in a retarded voice but always makes people laugh. He is decent at school and knows how to treat his friends. He loves to webcam and chat on msn. He likes weird things and he likes to eat. He has a very likeable personality and isn't afraid of showing how he feels. He is a really nice person.

Cynric: Nice Melons ;)

by BatmanMelons April 22, 2011

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Cynric

Cynric is sweet, caring, romantic, funny and embarrassing. He is one of a kind and any girl would be lucky to have him. He is perfect in so many ways and would do anything to make his one lucky girl happy. He helps her when she needs him, encourages her to be the best she can be, makes her smile and laugh, and always makes her happy. He makes her believe in herself when no one else does. He's very stubborn, but he doesn't realize it. He's so special, you'll never meet anyone else like him. Just by looking at him, that one lucky girl will get the biggest smile on her face. What people don't know is that he has the most amazing singing voice which will make you feel like you're in heaven. He is what every girl wants. That one lucky girl will be the most happiest person on earth. You can always trust him with anything. He'll be there for you when you need him. I love him and I always will.

Cynric, I love you.

by BatmanMelons September 4, 2011

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Cynical

someone who always expects the worst and most selfish motives out of everyone and everything. Otherwise known as experienced.

1. These charity adverts are a great way to fleece you for all your money. Those dudes living in mud was probably 50 years ago. They have schools now. And a sewerage treatment place.

2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.

The above are cynical examples.

by Imabasketcase April 21, 2015

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Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.

CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.

It is believed to be linked to the following:

Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner

PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black

CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.

In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome

To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011

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Cynically Optimistic

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.

--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.

--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.

by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017

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