Whoopie cushion effect

When you sit on something too long and then it goes *fart noise... Long*

My shares have had the whoopie cushion effect

by Twicksy February 28, 2018

Colombian Whoopee Cushion

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.

I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018

MUSKOGEE WHOPPEE CUSHION

The act of performance oral sex on a female and inflating her vaginal cavity with air. Once at capacity you sit on their stomach.

Tom is such a dick, he filled my snatch uo with air last night and sat on my stomach, my neighbors could hear that queef. Now im known as Leah the Muskogee whoppee cushion queen!

by Imafanofyourmom March 18, 2021

new cushion effect

When you buy new cushions but fail to realize it doesn’t matter what the cushions look like and sometimes regretting getting rid of the old cushions.

Man the new cushion effect is really getting to him

by Definitely not Webster September 20, 2023

German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.

Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011

dirty couch cushion

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito

i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

Human Pin Cushion

A whore, slut, or girl that receives alot of cock

That bitch right there is a human pin cushion

by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003