A few minutes after I busted on her ass, I heard the infamous busted whoopie cushion to let me know she fell asleep.
by poopdick55 December 10, 2010

I was trying to get with my girl but her best bitch had to jump in there with le coos(ê) cushion and straight put my shit on hold.
by JediMasterMorrow March 24, 2022

When you buy new cushions but fail to realize it doesn’t matter what the cushions look like and sometimes regretting getting rid of the old cushions.
by Definitely not Webster September 20, 2023

The act of performance oral sex on a female and inflating her vaginal cavity with air. Once at capacity you sit on their stomach.
Tom is such a dick, he filled my snatch uo with air last night and sat on my stomach, my neighbors could hear that queef. Now im known as Leah the Muskogee whoppee cushion queen!
by Imafanofyourmom March 18, 2021

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.
by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003
