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busted whoopie cushion

a queef as a result of ass in the air doggy style sex
A few minutes after I busted on her ass, I heard the infamous busted whoopie cushion to let me know she fell asleep.
by poopdick55 December 10, 2010
mugGet the busted whoopie cushionmug.

Coos(ê) Cushion

I was trying to get with my girl but her best bitch had to jump in there with le coos(ê) cushion and straight put my shit on hold.
by JediMasterMorrow March 24, 2022
mugGet the Coos(ê) Cushionmug.

new cushion effect

When you buy new cushions but fail to realize it doesn’t matter what the cushions look like and sometimes regretting getting rid of the old cushions.
Man the new cushion effect is really getting to him
by Definitely not Webster September 20, 2023
mugGet the new cushion effectmug.

MUSKOGEE WHOPPEE CUSHION

The act of performance oral sex on a female and inflating her vaginal cavity with air. Once at capacity you sit on their stomach.
Tom is such a dick, he filled my snatch uo with air last night and sat on my stomach, my neighbors could hear that queef. Now im known as Leah the Muskogee whoppee cushion queen!
by Imafanofyourmom March 18, 2021
mugGet the MUSKOGEE WHOPPEE CUSHIONmug.

German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.
Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!
by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011
mugGet the German Whoopie Cushionmug.

dirty couch cushion

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
mugGet the dirty couch cushionmug.

Human Pin Cushion

A whore, slut, or girl that receives alot of cock
by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003
mugGet the Human Pin Cushionmug.

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