Cramp in the Damp

Pain in the butt

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp

by MountainDrew March 21, 2019

weiner cramp

An annoying dickhead

"That dude is a real weiner cramp..."

by rdhvck November 2, 2019

Cramp that jigger

Meaning; close the door

Will you please cramp that jigger!

by Tandragee36 May 21, 2020

p cramps

Period cramps

Bruh my p cramps hurts so bad
Oh sorry abt that

by Deez nutx April 16, 2022

memory cramp

When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.

When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"

by chellix December 31, 2012

poopie cramps

When you have to poop so bad you have cramps

Or when you have food poisoning you get the "poopie cramps"

I had to poop so bad I had cramps.

You had the poopie cramps

by Inventerofpoopiecramps September 5, 2016

brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).

I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

by J January 28, 2005