a cramp chow

a haram man who receives 4 daily cramps, cured with pork and gloves

a cramp chow went to the butchers for some pork but he cramped up in that bitch

by sirbradnickthe5th February 3, 2022

poopie cramps

When you have to poop so bad you have cramps

Or when you have food poisoning you get the "poopie cramps"

I had to poop so bad I had cramps.

You had the poopie cramps

by Inventerofpoopiecramps September 5, 2016

car cramping

To fill a car with so much camping gear that anything in particular is unfindable.

Nice car cramping, Brad. Now where the #%@& is the flashlight?

by RawbSF July 8, 2016

p cramps

Period cramps

Bruh my p cramps hurts so bad
Oh sorry abt that

by Deez nutx April 16, 2022

wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

by jailbooked January 22, 2011

Kangaroo cramp

When you see your poor pooch pinching one off in the morning.

Looking out the back door this morning Scruffy was suffering from a kangaroo cramp.

by Smrtblue December 8, 2017

brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).

I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

by J January 28, 2005