cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018

Cosmic Clench

When you are the last one alive and you clench your cheeks so hard you squish the cosmos

Last night I was in a 1v6 I pulled a cosmic clench

by Luckylotad March 11, 2019

cosmic tuba

when a tuba is launched into outer space

"hey look! its a COSMIC TUBA!"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019

cosmic custodian

One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.

As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...

by Sonder Life September 15, 2019

Cosmic Lick

When people are playing games to humiliate you, and in turn, they are humiliated themselves

The universities realized by the games they were playing, that Cosmic Lick was their karma.

by whatiamibutyourreflection October 24, 2019

Cosmic arbiter

Another terminology for the creator of the program

Where is our cosmic arbiter now.

by Campbell Adam Rhys January 10, 2021

Cosmic Dumbass

Someone who is beyond stupid. In a form of ungodly stupidity

You're a Cosmic Dumbass for thinking that was the right thing to do

by Dynamic Retard February 12, 2021