Cooty

Cooty is a thing/person that you find attractive/cute

Person 1 "Man she thicc."
Person 2 "Nah she a cooty."

by Big boy with bigger toys June 12, 2019

Cooties

Something that my friend's boyfriend has. -Girl

"Ewww, he has cooties, why are you with him!"

by HuntressAir May 22, 2024

cooties

when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.

"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!

by #annonomous May 18, 2018

cootie cry

To cry about your cooties

I'm going to cootie cry

by G'ma October 20, 2023

Cootie

A very deadly disease spread by people touching the opposite lover. Usually can be treated with a cootie shot.

Eww Kaleigh has cooties from hugging her boyfriend!!

by Hamilton the third April 28, 2019

Monkey Cooties

See 28 Days Later

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

Cooties

A common STD among children

Ew look at her she has cooties!

by Vigilante37 May 27, 2018