Comment Murder

When someone randomly comments on one of your facebook posts, making everyone else not want to.
Usually a relative or a lesser-liked friend of yours, or someone that you don't like that is a friend of yours on facebook.
John Doe is gonna go 2 da baseball game!!
Grandma Doe - Hey sweety!! How are you? Say hi to your mother for me!

John (mentally): Oh god, Grandma just performed comment murder!
by lochei May 15, 2010
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Cloud commenting

Tendency for all youtube account holders to share one common brain of deeply inadequate creativity. All comments are recycled for every clip replacing one or two words to "simulate" rather than achieve relevance.
thumbs up if......
Bieber.......
X people .....(insert generic insult); where X= no. of thumbs down.

Yet another example of cloud commenting.
by Jould like contact. January 26, 2011
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fairy comments

comments that have fairy emojis that start off like inspirational quotes and end up being a threat or an insult of some kind
stacy: you've never heard of fairy comments? it's like-

🧚 ♂️✨ you go girl!! don't come back 😍
🧚 ♂️✨ hang in there! 😍 then kick the chair over

gwen: wow, ok bitch
by jaybirrd October 04, 2021
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comment-hanging

When you leave a comment on someone's wall or photo and they don't respond, leaving your unwanted comment there for everyone to see.

This is the Facebook equivalent of being left hanging on a high five. The similarity being the sense of rejection and feeling of social failure.
Did you see that Andrew left Katie comment-hanging for 2 days? That's so embarrassing.
by andrice08 December 14, 2011
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blind comment

A statement in a discussion or post to a forum thread where the speaker is either oblivious to the conversation or is blatantly misunderstanding the facts. Can be used with an appropriate expletive in the middle of the term.
Ted: "Hey, Ned! Have you seen my car keys?"

Ned: "My fingers smell funny..."

Ted: "WTF kind of blind comment was that? Blind ass comments like that just prove you are such an effing tard!"
by Qu137Ch405 April 15, 2008
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comment wars

Comment Wars are two or three people who are My Space Whores, the leave comments to each other, like having a conversation on AIM only a lot slower. These people are my space whores since they could go out and talk to people,but choose to stay in side and leave lame, meaningless comments.
Angie: How was the south? We missed you in D-Town. Emo in the new word for Eskimo.
(Five seconds later)
X-Topher: it was ok, what did you fuys do while i was gone.Oh i get it now, about the eskimos.
(and the comment wars just goes on for hours, sadly).
by tyler runge July 28, 2006
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MLIA Commenter

A ruthless bunch of people who's sole purpose is to rip apart stories, and idiots with poor grammar. It tends to be a very private tribe who is slow to accept outsiders. It's safe to assume all the males in the tribe are well hung and the females are bound to the kitchen.
n00b: LOL. i voted for this: your cafeteria ladies are stupid, more stupider than my cafeteria ladies. LOL.
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO
by thatmsufan December 15, 2010
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