Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

combo pwn

When two people post on someones topic and the 1st post pwns her once. Then the second guy come on and adds to it to combo the pwn.

Originally posted by: brie.
hey noobs sup

Originally posted by:sh4n3y
70k of your posts was spent making this thread over and over

Originally posted by:Best;Mistake
the other 6k are you defending your uglyness

Originally Posted by: murderscene,
LOL@ Combo Pwn

by Travis Measures June 27, 2008

two tacos short of a combo platter

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

crunch combo

jackin off and taking a shit

i just crunched comboed it in the bathroom

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Shit-Piss-Combo

The feeling of when you have to shit and piss at the same time thus being a Shit-Piss-Combo

where the fuck were you?
I was taking a shit piss combo

oh shit.
what is it?
I need to take a Shit-Piss-Combo!

by omfgwtfiwwye February 13, 2010

non compos mentis

Of latin origin literally meaning:
Not having control of ones mind, or being totally unique and the sort of person who makes you laugh

"Oh my god, he is suffering from non compos mentis but still kinda hot in an unstable way"

by Beefa August 3, 2007

Cold Cut Combo

The magical, mystical basis for Subway's business. It's a pre-slabbed "meat"nage trois of flavorless, slightly off-color turkey meat product. Supposedly kosher*. (*I am not a rabbi).

Dave: cold cut combo with no ham, please.
Girl: ummm, all the meat comes together.
Dave: can you just take the ham off then?
Girl: ummm, we can't tell which one is the ham.
Dave: ummm ...

by TotoMMB December 27, 2011