Colton

What life is like with only 2 brain cells

This post was made by a colton

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by coltonwuzhere2026 March 8, 2020

colton

straight?

no way in hell colton is gay as fuck and he does not like girls only boys cock

by gayness is bad March 10, 2020

colton

fucks tiny dogs named rocky

colton sorry its just facks

by gayness is bad March 10, 2020

colton

eats out tiny dogs named rocky!

hey looks its a colton! he ate out my dog last night!

by dominick the gay boi:) March 10, 2020

Colton

Colton is the best go to partner to have. Colton’s have the biggest most loving hearts you could ever ask for. Colton is the best at keeping you warm at night and making sure the cover is covering you. If you ever find yourself a Colton, love every living moment you have with him because I can promise you it will be the most utterly amazing life you will ever have.

Girl: Colton has never given me a stare where I don’t feel warm inside.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.

by GiganticD March 12, 2020

Colton

Colton is a nice guy when you first meet him. After a little but he will turn on you. He starts with lies and then he cheats on you with the girl you hate.

Friend: Hey Colton just said he cheated on you
Me: Oh My God he is an Asshole

by Volleyballgirl2005 April 4, 2020

Colton

Colton. The worse name you can ever give your kid. They are the mostly a douchebag and make fun of people lower than him. If you date a colton beware. And even though his looks are good, trust me the true side will show.

"Uuuuuh, I dated colton and he was such a douche.

by Fuck him hes a douchebag April 16, 2020