Colton is the best go to partner to have. Colton’s have the biggest most loving hearts you could ever ask for. Colton is the best at keeping you warm at night and making sure the cover is covering you. If you ever find yourself a Colton, love every living moment you have with him because I can promise you it will be the most utterly amazing life you will ever have.

Girl: Colton has never given me a stare where I don’t feel warm inside.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.

Colton by GiganticD March 12, 2020

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Colton is a nice guy when you first meet him. After a little but he will turn on you. He starts with lies and then he cheats on you with the girl you hate.

Friend: Hey Colton just said he cheated on you
Me: Oh My God he is an Asshole

Colton by Volleyballgirl2005 April 4, 2020

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Colton. The worse name you can ever give your kid. They are the mostly a douchebag and make fun of people lower than him. If you date a colton beware. And even though his looks are good, trust me the true side will show.

"Uuuuuh, I dated colton and he was such a douche.

Colton by Fuck him hes a douchebag April 16, 2020

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