Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.
Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.
by someunicornwizardcat August 08, 2024
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Whore Clog

When a bunch of Whore's are hanging out together, and they stay huddled together in a group.
I couldnt go into the changeroom at the mall, or i would have got stuck in a whore clog.
by Erlkreb July 08, 2011
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Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.
Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.
by djsmakywas February 04, 2012
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courtesy clog

Clogging the toilet usually of public restroom because of the low-quality toilet paper.

There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet

You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
Are you fucking kidding me?? This toilet paper is see through, i'm going to courtesy clog the shit outta this shitter to teach the guy who thought it'd be funny to use Charmin 1 ply in his bathroom a lesson.
by smokeweedeveryday42000000 January 11, 2011
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Clogging The Sink

Clogging The Sink is a sexual action where a person shoves a Dwarf Hamster up their partners ass, causing the hamster to get stuck and desperately claw at the walls of the colon as it slowly suffocates.
Dude: I really hit it off with that girl last night bro!
Friend: Good shit man! Did you take her home?
Dude: You know it. I was Clogging The Sink all night!
by LLcooljay62 April 08, 2022
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Jogging Clogging

Recieving oral sex while jogging.
"Me and Julie went for a run the other day, but ended with a bit of jogging clogging!"
by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010
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Yodel my oxen clogs!

Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!
by hackhackjoe February 09, 2012
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