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dumb clogs

The opposite of clever clogs. Frequently used as a comeback from being called a clever clogs.
Alec: You're a clever clogs aren't you then?

Sebastian: Well aren't you a dumb clogs?
by fghd123 December 3, 2017
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Clog and Pop

When you fill a sexual partners asshole with cement causing a build up of feces. You then jam a rusty screwdriver into the sexual partner's belly button. All of the built up feces will flow out from the puncture wound. The next step is to hold a cup underneath the stream, once the cup is full you will drink it.
"Hey son, I'm gonna Clog and Pop your sister later today, want some?"
by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 9, 2020
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Clog

To fill a location with a large group of people, usually of the same friend group.
Mark: “Are we going to the bars tonight?”
Max: “Yeah we should clog that bar on 6th street.”
by Poopoopoo45 November 4, 2021
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Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.
by djsmakywas March 9, 2012
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Yodel my oxen clogs!

Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!
by hackhackjoe March 18, 2012
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hanger clog

When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.
Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.
by MonikerZ March 24, 2011
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