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chomp chomper

A term used to tell someone they chew to loudly
"Sharon you are such a chomp chomper stop chewing so damn loud!"
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023
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Chomp

A person who acts bad but is actually fraudulent, usually a women who's an open busser but stays confused when asked about their bodies. These chomps are something to watch out for and shouldn't be friended.
I was talking to mike and apparently your girlfriends a big chomp.
by whosaidwhattt January 18, 2024
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Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.
"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."
by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016
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Chomp

Waiting on a text so you can jump on the person texting verbally.
"I'ma chomp on um if they hit me back!"
by The Noob Messiah September 17, 2016
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chomp dick off

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*
by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019
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The Big Chomp

The Big Chomp is the single greatest shark of the plenty of sharks that are in the sea. Even though his zodiac is the aquarium, his horizon goes far beyond the walls of a regular tank. He loves to swim to different shores and explore new things. His beautiful explorer smile is proof of that. With arms and a body like a Greek demigod, he is a great athlete and his tennis and mini golf skills are definitely top 2% (though not quite top 1%). His team spirit is unrivaled - not matter for which team he is playing on. Although he gets easily flustered (which is super adorbs by the way), he is still extremely tough and hard working.

He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.

Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.

Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.

If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
Klukes: „OMG, I think a saw the Big Chomp at the bar during trivia night. I couldn’t stop staring. I would love to hang with him and have some pizzarr, but I think I am too intimidated.“
by klukeless July 24, 2018
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Chomp

A extension from a “chop”, which is when one smokes tobacco and weed together through a bowl, a chomp is when one takes a chop and then proceeds to take the bowl out, place a whippet balloon at the end of the downstem, and take a womp through the bowl within the same breath as the “chop”. Hence chop+womp=chomp.
Woooahh the buzz, the wompage, the high. I fuckin chomped out, Stewart. AND THE CROSSBAR IS STILLL REVERBERATING FROM THAT STRIKE STEWART! With that chomp to the dome and a stiffy in his neather regions he’s bound to have a day and a day he shall haaaave
by Nee guy March 31, 2024
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