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Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
Get the Chameleon Linemug. A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022
Get the as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bagmug. The act of being so drunk that your eyes start to drift in opposite directions. Often occurs when you are blacked out.
by Something Ghetto July 6, 2019
Get the Going chameleonmug. Being a chameleon means that you can easily adapt into different situations while still being yourself.
tony is being a chameleon, he goes along well with so many different people, but is somehow still himself..
by SaraLeclercq May 13, 2022
Get the being a chameleonmug. by mygsidolkick September 4, 2019
Get the Aesthetic Chameleonmug. A man who starts dating a woman and instantly adopts all her favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also penis chameleon.
That vagina chameleon had no interest in rave music before he started dating that raver. Now all his clothes look like he belongs in a circus.
by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018
Get the Vagina Chameleonmug.