Any woman (or man) who become famous, or adds to their fame, by doing things that would gain the average person nothing but shame and ridicule.
The father of Anna Nichole Smith's kid could be one of four guys, Paris Hilton has a new porn video on the net, Britney Spears shaved her head on the way to rehab, What Celebrisluts!
by Enfomoco February 24, 2007
Get the celebrislut mug.using a flimsy object (ie celery) to slap someone across the face with, often to try and reason with them.
by R puppy August 30, 2009
Get the celery slap mug.The Storm: Yo Tyler, you pick up some celery for your big night with Kimberly tonight?
Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!
Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!
by Chfuck Yeah! March 10, 2011
Get the Celery Theory mug.Similar to selective memory. Caused by either the death of a celebrity or the launch of someone into celebrity status.
This is a trait commonly found in hipsters. It is widely proliferated by the media and their lack of real news.
This is a trait commonly found in hipsters. It is widely proliferated by the media and their lack of real news.
Celebrective memory in death
Whitney Houston premortem: "haha Whitney and bobby are probably doing crack or heroine. What a waste."
Whitney Houston postmortem: "omg. There will never be another Whitney. Her music touched me so much."
Celebrective memory in stardom
Jeremy Lin prestardom: "wtf who's that Asian guy on the warriors?"
Jeremy Lin poststardom: " honestly, Lin is already on the level of Kobe and wade. You could tell he had something all along, but he just let it loose."
Whitney Houston premortem: "haha Whitney and bobby are probably doing crack or heroine. What a waste."
Whitney Houston postmortem: "omg. There will never be another Whitney. Her music touched me so much."
Celebrective memory in stardom
Jeremy Lin prestardom: "wtf who's that Asian guy on the warriors?"
Jeremy Lin poststardom: " honestly, Lin is already on the level of Kobe and wade. You could tell he had something all along, but he just let it loose."
by Mijo May 27, 2012
Get the Celebrective memory mug.A stick of celery which has the head of Caleb Finn.
Celery Finn shall be worshipped for he is a god.
A meme created by a Caleb Finn fan.
Celery Finn shall be worshipped for he is a god.
A meme created by a Caleb Finn fan.
by kennarae02 November 10, 2019
Get the Celery Finn mug.Celevitationality is the friendly, celebratory, invitational, and hospitable reception of people, creating the first-encounter experience of a lifetime.
yo I went to the Well last night and they were so friendly, celebratory, invitational, and hospitable towards me; I think the only appropriate word to describe those people is that they are full of celevitationality!!!
by rubinta January 19, 2022
Get the Celevitationality mug.It's when someone famous dies all the fake fans come out and say they cared so much about the dead person but everyone knows they didn't. Also when you see someone wearing a shirt of the dead person only after they died and wouldn't have it if the person was still alive.
Idiot: OMG I cant believe that persons dead, I loved all of their work and it was soo inspiring.
Guy: bull shit you did, you just have Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS). How did you feel about that person last week.
Idiot:...idk
Guy: bull shit you did, you just have Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS). How did you feel about that person last week.
Idiot:...idk
by Psyco6 April 5, 2012
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