Captain Turner

The act of dislodging one's eyeball from its socket with only a finger.

Ex: My baby with his crazy ass hands tries to Captain Turner me all the time.

If you don't quit looking at me, I'm going to Captain Turner your ass.

This movie is so horrible, I'm about to Captain Turner myself.

That girl is so ugly, it makes me want to Captain Turner my ass.

In the third season of Deadwood, Danny (Al Swearingen's bodyguard) and Captain Turner (George Hearst's bodyguard) have a showdown in the thoroughfare which results in Captain Turner getting his eyeball removed by Danny's index finger. It's pretty fucking nasty.

by BSwannie April 8, 2012

Captain Butterfluff

(Sir Butterfluff by day) A super hero/villain on day 2 who only comes out in the snow. he wears a shower curtain cape, has a teaspoon as a weapon, has a crackly old man voice and sometimes combines the macarena with the chicken dance.

girl: "lol is that guy wearing a shower curtain??" Sir butterfluff: "ohh how very dare you! you silly old girl, for I am captain butterfluff!! oohhh"

by poasa ma'atasi June 13, 2013

Captain Phillips

When you slap your partner mid intercourse and proclaim "I am the captain now!" In the style of the popular Tom Hanks film Captain Phillips.

"Bang! I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
"John pulled the old Captain Philips on me last night! He really is the captain" - Captain Phillips
"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips

by Jimthesmiley January 12, 2016

Shaft Captain

Another name for a Staff Captain in halo 3 but more related to being a Staff Captain in real life-being a noob at life, having a lot of experience but still is a noob. Used to describe a teenager most times.

Winston: damn look at that girls titties.
Sam: she's out of your league dude.
Winston: that girl is fineeeee.
Sam: ur such a Shaft Captain

by ddrew3 May 20, 2010

captain cardboard

Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike

by Doomhammr May 13, 2005

Captain Ginyu

Getting a picture of somebody else and photoshopping your face on their body.

lol dude I just Captain Ginyued LeBron James lol

by jmidd July 1, 2009

captain mo

Captain Henry Morgan. Designated Governer of Jamaica in 1780. Makes a damn good spiced rum.

Last weekend i peaced a 40 of Captain Mo's spiced.

by James Doyle April 23, 2006