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Cotton Eye Joe

The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.

If only they knew.
I went to the whore house and cotton eye joe caught a ride home with me.
by Johnny_Wayne January 20, 2010
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Cotton Eyed Joe

Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.
"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."
by S313xo June 14, 2009
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cotton headed ninny muggins

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus
Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?
by Ctrl April 22, 2006
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oxy cotton

another name for oxycontin, made popular by the song "oxy cotton" by lil wyte that talks about abusing the drug.
Synthetic opiate ; painkiller. Obtained by prescription. Prescribed for moderate to severe chronic pain. Sold by people who tell their doctor they need it, but rather have $5000 for a bottle of 100 pills. It makes you feel warm and fuzzy, like you're wrapped in the warmest blanket and safe. Yet when your off it, you get withdrawal and anxiety to the world, because you have been numb/high/ for so long. Most people say they see everything "clearer" when they become sober.

10, 20, 40, 80 mg's. The 160's were pulled from the market.
by tyrone williamsz November 21, 2006
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Contor

A more Hip way of saying "Straight-Edge". A new age way of explaining to another that you are Sober. A more recognizable way explaining ones dismissal of Alcohol and Drugs.

Drug Addict: Yo! Man lets do some dope
Alcoholic: Yeah dude I brought alcoholic beverages
Contorer: Whoa guys i'm contor and i've been contoring for years now; how about you contor also and we can all play a board game.
Forms:
Contoring: Haven't had alcohol or drugs in a while.
Contor- Have just started rejecting the use of alcohol and drugs.
Contorer- Someone who promotes not consuming or using alcohol or drugs.
by Fellow Contorer January 2, 2012
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contortionist

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.
>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."
by junebuggy January 26, 2009
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colton

beautiful, auh-mazzing boy with good intentions. Makes an awesome boyfriend, the sweetest guy on earth. Has the warmest heart. No one could ever stay mad at him. He's easy to love. The most adorable boy ever.
I love me some colton. :)
by megan vanessa January 20, 2009
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