The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.
If only they knew.
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.
If only they knew.
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by Ctrl April 22, 2006
Get the cotton headed ninny muggins mug.another name for oxycontin, made popular by the song "oxy cotton" by lil wyte that talks about abusing the drug.
Synthetic opiate ; painkiller. Obtained by prescription. Prescribed for moderate to severe chronic pain. Sold by people who tell their doctor they need it, but rather have $5000 for a bottle of 100 pills. It makes you feel warm and fuzzy, like you're wrapped in the warmest blanket and safe. Yet when your off it, you get withdrawal and anxiety to the world, because you have been numb/high/ for so long. Most people say they see everything "clearer" when they become sober.
10, 20, 40, 80 mg's. The 160's were pulled from the market.
Synthetic opiate ; painkiller. Obtained by prescription. Prescribed for moderate to severe chronic pain. Sold by people who tell their doctor they need it, but rather have $5000 for a bottle of 100 pills. It makes you feel warm and fuzzy, like you're wrapped in the warmest blanket and safe. Yet when your off it, you get withdrawal and anxiety to the world, because you have been numb/high/ for so long. Most people say they see everything "clearer" when they become sober.
10, 20, 40, 80 mg's. The 160's were pulled from the market.
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Get the oxy cotton mug.A more Hip way of saying "Straight-Edge". A new age way of explaining to another that you are Sober. A more recognizable way explaining ones dismissal of Alcohol and Drugs.
Drug Addict: Yo! Man lets do some dope
Alcoholic: Yeah dude I brought alcoholic beverages
Contorer: Whoa guys i'm contor and i've been contoring for years now; how about you contor also and we can all play a board game.
Drug Addict: Yo! Man lets do some dope
Alcoholic: Yeah dude I brought alcoholic beverages
Contorer: Whoa guys i'm contor and i've been contoring for years now; how about you contor also and we can all play a board game.
Forms:
Contoring: Haven't had alcohol or drugs in a while.
Contor- Have just started rejecting the use of alcohol and drugs.
Contorer- Someone who promotes not consuming or using alcohol or drugs.
Contoring: Haven't had alcohol or drugs in a while.
Contor- Have just started rejecting the use of alcohol and drugs.
Contorer- Someone who promotes not consuming or using alcohol or drugs.
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>"They do it in the washing machine."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
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