Street CEO

Street chief executive officer, the highest-ranking person in a non registered illegal street company or other institution, ie drug slinging, hooker corralling, theft rings, etc , ultimately responsible for making managerial decisions for their hustle.

One day I want to be a Street CEO for a blow a opeartion.

Street CEO by Sloppy Taco Pants January 2, 2023

embedded CEO 

The unjustified attack on Iraq in 2003 gave us the coined phrase 'embedded' as in 'an embedded journalist'.

To be an embedded journalist meant to stay and travel with the military under their protection, whereas unilateral journalists
reported from conflict zones without military association.

We saw it again at the FTAA protests in Miami in 2003.

The term embedding is a clever public relations tool which attempts to disguise censorship & propaganda.

On this day, while we support thousands of people protesting the Security & Prosperity Partnership of North America in Montebello Quebec, Canada, ...

I think coining the term "embedded CEO' is most appropriate.

hey man - he's an embedded CEO -

A CEO embedded with the gocvernment for means of corruption or secrecy to promote one's own agenda.

embedded CEO by Cory Morningstar August 24, 2007

President and CEO of BIJ, Inc. 

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.

Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

President and CEO of BIJ, Inc. by jimmy l.i.t. June 27, 2007

Big Time CEO 

Absolute bloody legend

look at Alfie... what a big time CEO

Big Time CEO by jjjjjjjggggg March 21, 2019

President and CEO of BIJ, Inc. 

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.

Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

President and CEO of BIJ, Inc. by jimmy l.i.t. June 26, 2007

The CEO of Sex 

A mysterious being, legend tells the tale of a purple man with an undying will and an unbreakable spirit that may not die as long as there is sex and shall not yield until there are no more people left to spread his word. Even if they don't know they are.

"I'm down bad, i don't know if i should make a deal with The CEO of Sex, he is as sly as he is powerfull"

The CEO of Sex by obliti autem estis February 11, 2021

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker 

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009