braeden burch

the kindest human ever. anybody would be lucky to even know him. he knows how to make you happy. he’s the most perfect boy. when he says that he loves you, he means it. he would risk his life to save yours. braeden burch is an amazing human.

girl 1: who are you dating
bri: braeden burch!

by brizika July 19, 2018

Nut Burps

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Bullets Burns

YOU CAN'T BUY REMY GUN AND THEN BE REMY
THAT'S LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN THINKING SHE COULD DRINK HENNY

I love the song Bullets Burns by Remy Muah

by Remy Muah Stan #1 March 3, 2021

Calan Burns

Calan has a massive ding dong

11 incher

person1:Calan Burns has a big ding dong

by ggity69 June 23, 2023

dirty lamb chop side burns

The term 'dirty side burns' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit 'lamb chop side burns' on a partner's face by the dude taking his cock out of his partners ass and slapping it back and forth across her face without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is slapped across her cheeks, shit it comes to rest on his partners face in a 'lamb chop side burns" configuration.

After he fucked her in the ass, he smacked his dick back and forth across her face, giving her dirty lamb chop side burns.

by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017

burnsey boy

Nickname for legendary rock star Pete Burns. Lead Singer of 80s sensation Dead Or Alive, who has been burnt on 3 occasions.

"Check out Burnsey Boy getting burnt again, shame"

by Liambo November 25, 2004

burched

To artificially make something simple appear more complicated and difficult to understand for the purpose of job security or ego gratification. "He burched that code so he's the only one who knows how to fix it and they cant fire him." Conversely, frequently used by marsh-mellow brains incapable of abstract or logical thought, or amateurs who only understand the rudimentary aspects of their profession to justify their incompetence.

"My professor with his highfalutin PhD in Chemistry burched the procedure for making nitroglycerin when he showed us in class, claiming that it was highly unstable. So I skipped the nonessential burched steps when I mixed the nitric acid with the sulfuric acid. BTW, someone blew up my apartment building last night and I am in Intensive Care at the hospital."

by R.K. Surgeon October 2, 2013