I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by SHADOW HATE CLUB October 3, 2023
Get the Bitchass motherfuckermug. A man that actively engages in conversation solely meant for female comsumption.
A man that assume the role and perspective of the boss bitch to women for likes or perceived leverage.
Oftentimes bitchassed men are the weakest link in male and female dynamics. He can often be found giving talking points to bitches conversations and any men in hear distance.
If any man should find themselves in the company of a bitchassed male, you should kindly dismiss yourself before you find yourself Open-Hand slapping said: Bitchassed male upside his bitchassed face.
A man that assume the role and perspective of the boss bitch to women for likes or perceived leverage.
Oftentimes bitchassed men are the weakest link in male and female dynamics. He can often be found giving talking points to bitches conversations and any men in hear distance.
If any man should find themselves in the company of a bitchassed male, you should kindly dismiss yourself before you find yourself Open-Hand slapping said: Bitchassed male upside his bitchassed face.
by Bad Djames May 17, 2022
Get the Bitchassedmug. by BitchassFlakes31 July 19, 2017
Get the Bitchassmug. 
A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.
Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.
Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.
Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.
by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021
Get the bitchass blakemug. The unkindest insult a third grader can hurl at another third grader. As seen written on a parking post in an apartment complex in Las Vegas.
That Keisha, she's a bitchass-ho-alot! I read it on a pole in her apartment complex so it MUST be true!
by Pole Reader January 18, 2009
Get the bitchass-ho-alotmug. by Emikcutin July 25, 2019
Get the Bitchassmug.