beefshack

a closet eunuch.

Jeff is the biggest beefshack I know.

by Teaser3 December 11, 2011

beefy biscuits

When you drop a huge shit log that smells like rotting cattle carcasses. Only counts if it is one of those smells that can peal the paint of the bathroom walls and make you pass out and die if you do not flee the room quickly enough. Fair warning to all potential bathroom entrants is a must.

I just finished dropping off a bunch of beefy biscuits in the shitter.

Man that bathroom smells like beefy biscuits. God I think I'm gonna pass out and die!

by darkknight430 October 9, 2014

Beefstring

Beefstring, commonly referred to as a long skinny penis of an adult male.

Hey Bro is that Dugan over there hooking up with your girl?

Bro: Yea, but I don't mind because he's got a Beefstring. Kinda feel bad for the kid.

by DuganCoker November 6, 2015

Beefy Nacho

The coolest fucker around. Kinda looks like El Chapo. Best code name ever.

"look! beefy nacho shaved his mustache!" "what no he didn't. he still looks like El Chapo"

by keelareeno6969 November 18, 2016

beefy queef

either a queef that smells like beef..... or describing a queef that had quite a large eruption

***mum walks in the room - does a beefy queef****
**** causes an earthquake ***

by Custard&mayo February 27, 2019

Beefy chode

A name u give someone when thier dick is very fat and the width is longer than the actual dick itself.

Omg have u seen his dick

Answer: omg yeah he's got such a beefy chode.

by Grannyshagger101 January 30, 2019

Beefass

A very strong or physically built individual who is not intelligent.

Wow, Kenedy is such a beefass. I wish he was more intelligent.

by The_Consumer October 11, 2019