bare goose

Noun- A freshly shaved pubic area.

-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"

by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016

Bare-bulb

When a man forgoes wearing underwear.

"Corr, shouldn't have gone 'bare-bulb' this morning, got proper chaffing going on"

"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".

by FuckedoffFanny June 8, 2018

Bare cuts

Mean allot of weed

Matt: how much bud you got there?

jordan: bare cuts

Matt: we getting blazed tonight!

by andy bates July 20, 2009

Bare styllz

It means lots of good shit happened at that moment. Similar to the saying "go in" or "he goes in".

D-Blok: Yo my niggaz i just threw a chair down a flight of stairs at school and we dipped the set cause people were coming.

David: Hahaha my nigga you go bare styllz! I see you bodmon.

Bitch named Krystal: Yo D-blok your bare styllz my nigga...u go in styll.

by dunnoe12 April 9, 2010

Gummy Bare

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.

1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."

1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"

1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"

-Also Sean Mason

by Joey/Dan Hillman Jason Schlack September 5, 2013

Polar Barely

When you wish you were an Eskimo brother with another man but couldn't seal the deal.

I wish we were Eskimo brothers because Natasha is so hot, but I'm only polar barely there.

by Ultimatefish January 28, 2017

bare wedge

some who is physically huge, often to the extent that it looks disgusting such as pro-body builders.

Also can be used as an insult, if some one is just really annoying, they can be called bare wedge

"hey! did you see that guy in the gym"
"yeah, he was bare wedge"

or

person A: Laura was being bare wedge last night

person B: yeah she kept spilling drinks on everyone

by THECONSTANTDAGGERER October 4, 2011