bloody bollocks bastard

Someone whos a Bloody Bollocks Bastard. Simple really.

Hey Bill Gates your a Bloody Bollocks Bastard for lieing about Windows XP

by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004

bollocks

term used in LOTF

"Bollocks to the signal fire!" says Piggy.

by amanda hugginkiss January 17, 2004

Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks! I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

by fitz_foxhunter September 8, 2008

Neck on him like a jockey's bollocks

Someone who is prepared to take risks to gain a substantial prize

"Yer man there. He has a neck on him like a jockey's bollocks."

by Lester Piglet June 12, 2017

Bollocks

A word which could mean any of the following, among other things:
1.Nonsense;bullshit
2.Testicles

1. Well that's complete bollocks.
2. Shut up or I'll kick your bollocks in!

by The Mad Milliner July 11, 2007

you are in your bollocks

A Dublin phrase used to express that you don't think someone will do what they just claimed they would.

"Are" can often be replaced with "will" or "would" depending on the context.

If the "you" is changed to "I", the "your" should be changed to "my".

John: I'm the biggest legend in my class.
James: You are in your bollocks!

John: Paddy is an arsehole, I'll kick the shit into him!
James: You will in your bollocks!

John: Paddy said he would beat you up if you keep slaggin' him.
James: He would in his bollocks!

John: You'll get the shit kicked into you by Paddy.
James: I will in my bollocks!

by rosser2k9 March 8, 2009

bollocks

A drunk man running around in a kiddie pool in a speedo at a party.

The bollocks scared away half the girls at the party.

by Buck Rick Alter November 7, 2009