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Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A sexual act usually performed by a window salesman and his wife at the end of one of their cocaine fueled swingers orgies.
The wife takes the penis of a party member in her hand and begins to work the shaft while repeatedly squeezing his scrotum, her husband then puts his mouth onto the bellend and gives it a good suck. All while his sales team dance around them in a circle wearing only a selection of her tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay late at Jason's party Saturday night John?"

"No Chris, I decided to call it a night when him and Kerry decided to give Rikki The Bryn Mawr Bagpipes"
by The Phantom Prankster November 29, 2023
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Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.

The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.

All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023
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Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.
My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.
by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024
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Bagpiping

The act of blowing into someones penis until their bladder inflates, then tickling their legs so that they scream, sounding like a bagpipe.
"Lets go back to your place and do some bagpiping!"
by Bagpiper1000 March 20, 2024
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Bagpiping

The act of farting in a trash bag and throwing the bag over an unsuspecting victims head, forcing them to smell the said bagpipe.
Ronnie got done bagpiping Owen yesterday at work, Owen is now filing a workplace harassment claim while suffering from a case of double pink eye.
by Zach49 January 27, 2026
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