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Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK........
dont give him the badonkadonk
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Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

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Honky Tonk Badonkadonk= A name for the a white womans booty.
by Ho Bitch/ Meaghan January 11, 2006
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funky badonkadonk monkey

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Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003
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Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

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Up in the sticks, it's uncommon for a white girl to have a round, nice ass. Normally the girls have either a fat ass, or a skinny one. Honky Tonk Badonkadonks can only be owned by white girls (Preferably country). The butt is commonly mistaken for big, but it's not. It's medium sized and firm, but extremely shapely with big hips. (No more than forty inches around- that's when the country boys consider it fat) Butts like these are a treat for country boys!

When she dances with rhythm, it makes all the boys "want to get up and sing along"!

Popularized by the song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, from Trace Adkins.
"It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk, badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma!"

Bud: "Leeanne is so dayum' fine."
Austin: "I know riight? She's got a honky tonk badonkadonk. Whooo-ee!"

Bud: "I done spank them britches all night if I could."
by Scarlett0124 October 18, 2013
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a word that u use when a girl blocks u on msn and not ur friend and ur friend sends her a message to unblock that blocked friend so that u can call her a hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk and then she gets offended and YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
man that hoebag Hailey is a real hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk
by the guy wit a mac-10 September 18, 2008
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1. As they call it in the country world, A "Bar Butt". "Honkytonk" means "Bar" and "Badonkadonk" means "Butt"

2. A white woman's patootie.

3. That scene from Broke Back Mountain when they're in the tent and the banjos are playing in the backround.
1. a) "I was at the bar last night and I was all over this girl's Honkytonk Badonkadonk."

1. b) "Put your Honkytonk in my Badonkadonk!"

2. "That's a small ass for a black chick, but if she was white she would have the fatest Honkytonk Badonkadonk I've ever seen!"

3. Guy #1: "Hey man. What did you do last night?"

Guy #2: "I broke out the country music and straight up Honkytonk Badonkadonked your brother...No homo tho"
by SupahManLuvzSupahBitches July 28, 2011
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